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Righteous Replenisher

The dominant narrative headline on my big beaming bottle of body lotion is RIGHTEOUS REPLENISHER in big bold capital letters presented hugely just like that and italicized. I’m adequately sure the moral rectitude of this milky balm has never been in question. It’s an absurd assertion to with such inordinate boldness and needless flourish make. California, settle down. Sometimes you do go too far.

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