Hair

A Cut Above

Introducing Dylan’s fancy fun new do. When the top blonde part isn’t tied off into three small buns, the locks are silky and full and long enough for emo hair flipping. During live streaming yesterday someone seeing Dylan’s hair remarked, “You look like if Donald Trump and Skrillex had a baby.” Not absolutely accurate but mildly funny. Then someone asked if Dylan was part of the Illuminati. Dylan said, “Well, duh. Obviously!”

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