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WHAT ASHA DOES WHEN SHE ENCOUNTERS A VEGETABLE

I can’t for the life of me convince this girl to eat healthy. She’ll only eat pizza crust, Mac n Cheese, instant noodles, steamed buns, dumplings, and ice cream. Dylan’s mom calls this the white mush diet. Asha rejects everything else wholesale. I got the bright idea to stir steamed spinach into her Mac n Cheese and this trick worked for two bites, but by the third bite, she was on to me. She chewed very skeptically and then methodically pulled the green bits out from her mouth. She handed the offending bits to me, as if to say, “Not on my watch, bitch” or “Pardon me, madam, but I do believe this bullshit is yours.”

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