Each episode one pair of high heels is removed from Bitch Island until the season finale there is only one pair of pumps and the bitch who is wearing them is crowned Queen Bitch of Bitch Island.
It’s like musical chairs. I’d watch that.
Haha yeah, there’s so many great ways the show could go. It’s engaging just thinking of the bitches in my own life going at it. They’re so awful and impossible individually, I couldn’t imagine how they would deal with each other. Actually, I could and have and do imagine, and it makes for some elaborate and explosive TV. It’d be “fun” but it wouldn’t be pretty.
It’d be Bitch Battle Royale! (Remember that movie?)
Still one of the best and our favourites forever, Kinji Fukasaku was 72 when he made the film. Most of our other preferred directors failed us with their final works (see Ki-duk Kim, Quentin Tarantino, David Cronenberg, Lee Chang-dong and Kar-wai Wong) but Kinji Fukasaku did not. Beautiful proof that there’s no excuse for putting out weak art ever, and no reason to lose passion, be less badass, or slow down. Life is a game. So fight for survival and see if you’re worth it. Battle Royale!