The Difference


What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunderpants. A neutron walks into a bar and asks, how much for a beer? The bartender says, for you? No charge. Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow? It’s making headlines. What’s the difference between God and a DJ? At least God knows he’s not a DJ.


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