Wife Kisser

I’ve read you’re most likely to fall in love with someone if you first meet them in a dangerous situation. When two strangers are forced to talk and maintain eye contact for a while, it can make them fall in love. Expressing gratitude toward people you love causes an immediate spike in your happiness. When two people in love stare into each others’ eyes, their heart rates sync up. Looking at a photo of the person you love can alleviate physical pain and holding hands with someone you love can lessen physical pain as well as stress and fear. Men who kiss their wives in the morning are said to live five years longer than men who don’t. How motherfucking darling is all that. So get staring and kissing, everyone, and turn up the danger.


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